Actual College Professor Quotes III

Dr. Maynes, Fluids

• Fluctuating in an unpredictable manner, but not random.
• You’re preachin’ to the choir here. I’m all with ya. It doesn’t make sense.
• Once we get turbulence, all hell breaks loose.
• (On the really old fluids movie) Are you having trouble thinking in black and white?
• (When someone laughed at “PdA”) Yeah, I don’t know what you’re saying. It’s probably better that way.

Dr. Eastman – Airplane design

• Take all the classes out of the different pockets of your cargo pants.
• You became engineers so you wouldn’t have to write or interact with society.
• You don’t have to die when the engines quit.
• Qualitatively, I know a lot. Or I can make it up.
• That’s the test pilot’s problem. I’m the engineer.
• If you pull more than 8 g’s, I’m cancelling the warranty.