- "I am a man with a big green thumb and I'm going to stick that thumb right in Cobra's nose."
- "Stop sputtering like a wet toaster."
- "This place has more twists than a pretzel factory with the bends."
- "This place is shaking like a ten cent milkshake."
- "We're going to get cooked like chickens!" "This is one chicken who plans to be gone long before then."
- "And I'm talking dead with a very big D".
- "Diamonds are a guy's best friend." "But time is nobodys friend."
- "Wrong again, chump jaw."
- "You're almost a sight for sore eyes." (I love how he said "almost.")
- "Snake is sneak spelled sideways."
- "Two's company, but three's a regiment."
- "I feel another presence." "That presence feels you as well."
Also, I kept noticing that they yelled their battle cry, "Yo Joe!" quite often so of course I had to count. In one 30 minute episode, I heard it 12 times. If you allow for commercials, that's about once every 2 minutes. On the other hand, Cobra only yelled 4 times. No wonder they never win.
4 comments:
HaHaHa! I feel similarly about He-Man and She-ra. We have the 1st volumes of the 1st season for both and WHOA - some seriously bad dialogue. But the girls love them!
Ha ha! Awesome! It's fun to watch those old shows and realize that they were pretty bad.
Those are pretty funny. I love watching old shows, remembering how cool I thought they were, then when you are actually old enough to understand dialoge finding out how lame they really are.
A couple of years ago Chris' mom bought hom episodes of his favorite show growing up..."He Man." I could not believe how cheesy it was, and that I even liked it. He Man said in one episode, "I've got the power" about 10 times. It was so awful, it was funny! Lol!
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